Bonk is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing fox.

Bonk created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonk, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bonk, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bonk's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bonk's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear indigo skirts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonk.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.