Natbanmut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, annoying goat.

Natbanmut created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Natbanmut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Natbanmut, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Natbanmut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Natbanmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to sharks while wearing purple kilts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about enzymes.