Talxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, duplicitous fairy.

Talxuc created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talxuc, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Talxuc, she will be very unhappy.

Talxuc's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Talxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Run away if four shrews approach from the north.

5. Do not commit murder.