Misfumyok is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing giraffe.

Misfumyok created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misfumyok, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Misfumyok, it will destroy your home planet.

Misfumyok's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Misfumyok's Holy Commandments

1. Misfumyok loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Misfumyok.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.