Latmegflablid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, idiotic hippopotamus.

Latmegflablid created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Latmegflablid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Latmegflablid, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Latmegflablid's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Latmegflablid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never play with disobedient children.