Popbitomin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful toad.

Popbitomin created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Popbitomin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Popbitomin, it will turn you into a rat.

Popbitomin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Popbitomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Popbitomin.

5. Never eat bark.