Limhaszag Fotcuntad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, selfish turtle.

Limhaszag Fotcuntad created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limhaszag Fotcuntad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Limhaszag Fotcuntad, she will curse you with boils.

Limhaszag Fotcuntad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Limhaszag Fotcuntad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never leap in the presence of gulls.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Do not take Limhaszag Fotcuntad's name in vain.