Likbisslist is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, blissful raven.

Likbisslist created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Likbisslist, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Likbisslist, he will throw large rocks at you.

Likbisslist's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Likbisslist's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Likbisslist.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must pray to Likbisslist seven times a day.

5. Likbisslist must be the most important thing in your life.