Pidcappas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured pigeon.

Pidcappas created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Pidcappas, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pidcappas, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pidcappas' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pidcappas' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not keep four tortoises in a large pit.

5. Do not eat peas.