Fetdagleg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, smart faun.

Fetdagleg created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetdagleg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fetdagleg, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fetdagleg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fetdagleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest violet.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Fetdagleg six times a day.