Bifsasbop is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing dove.

Bifsasbop created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifsasbop, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bifsasbop, he will send you a sign.

Bifsasbop's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bifsasbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near goats while wearing fawn dresses.