Vogvadyim Fidyik is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-knowing dingo.

Vogvadyim Fidyik created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogvadyim Fidyik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vogvadyim Fidyik, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vogvadyim Fidyik's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vogvadyim Fidyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.