Habjatbass is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest rhinoceros.

Habjatbass created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habjatbass, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Habjatbass, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Habjatbass' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Habjatbass' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six seals approach from the south.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.