Somnibflap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic skunk.

Somnibflap created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somnibflap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Somnibflap, he will manifest in front of you.

Somnibflap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Somnibflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Somnibflap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Never talk about fire.