Wodbogxem is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent goat.

Wodbogxem created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodbogxem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wodbogxem, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wodbogxem's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wodbogxem's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. You must love Wodbogxem.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.