Buskartad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring hummingbird.

Buskartad created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Buskartad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Buskartad, she will turn you into a plant.

Buskartad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Buskartad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.

5. Always wear black.