Nurtsabrat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent goblin.

Nurtsabrat created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtsabrat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurtsabrat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nurtsabrat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nurtsabrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.