Hitbamsis is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Hitbamsis created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitbamsis, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hitbamsis, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hitbamsis' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hitbamsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.