Abvigflap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful duck.

Abvigflap created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abvigflap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Abvigflap, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Abvigflap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Abvigflap's Holy Commandments

1. Abvigflap loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not keep five rats in a large pit.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help mice.

5. Worship no other gods but Abvigflap.