Dadpangvid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome eagle.

Dadpangvid created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dadpangvid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dadpangvid, she will not care.

Dadpangvid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dadpangvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dadpangvid on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never feed cucumbers to cats while wearing stockings.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.