Flow is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous swan.

Flow created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flow, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flow, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Flow's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Flow's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Always help whales.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.