Hinvighig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic horse.

Hinvighig created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinvighig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hinvighig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hinvighig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hinvighig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Run away from green whales, for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not take Hinvighig's name in vain.