Natmilwon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart shark.

Natmilwon created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Natmilwon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Natmilwon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Natmilwon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Natmilwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Natmilwon.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not commit murder.