Bodtaryatt is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless hyena.

Bodtaryatt created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtaryatt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bodtaryatt, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bodtaryatt's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bodtaryatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to tapirs while wearing rings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never paint your hands blue.