Satbotfarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart tapir.

Satbotfarn created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satbotfarn, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Satbotfarn, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Satbotfarn's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Satbotfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo scarves.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Put Satbotfarn first in all things.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.