Steringpid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, emotional dragonfly.

Steringpid created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Steringpid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Steringpid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Steringpid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Steringpid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must pray to Steringpid eight times a day.

5. Never go into violet rooms.