Yattailfenominnad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, staggering human.

Yattailfenominnad created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattailfenominnad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yattailfenominnad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Yattailfenominnad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yattailfenominnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.

5. You must pray to Yattailfenominnad seven times a day.