Yogbissdad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody centaur.

Yogbissdad created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbissdad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yogbissdad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yogbissdad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yogbissdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Always obey Yogbissdad's priests.