Appanzim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing dolphin.

Appanzim created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appanzim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Appanzim, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Appanzim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Appanzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never feed onions to grasshopers while wearing magenta skirts.