Hongilquill is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind penguin.

Hongilquill created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hongilquill, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hongilquill, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hongilquill's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hongilquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hongilquill.