Kenbellstigcim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fussy fly.

Kenbellstigcim created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenbellstigcim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kenbellstigcim, he will cry a lot.

Kenbellstigcim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kenbellstigcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Run away if six frogs approach from the north.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Kenbellstigcim in the centre of the settlement.