Geptanfut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing skunk.

Geptanfut created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geptanfut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Geptanfut, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Geptanfut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Geptanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Worship no other gods but Geptanfut.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.