Hitrullwee Yimgungat Vegvonhab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, proud swallow.

Hitrullwee Yimgungat Vegvonhab created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitrullwee Yimgungat Vegvonhab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hitrullwee Yimgungat Vegvonhab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hitrullwee Yimgungat Vegvonhab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hitrullwee Yimgungat Vegvonhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not commit murder.