Arnvigfum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing bird.

Arnvigfum created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnvigfum, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Arnvigfum, it will destroy your home planet.

Arnvigfum's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Arnvigfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Worship no other gods but Arnvigfum.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about fire.