Mipvadbun Banparkpanwitbunbesswikten is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever meerkat.

Mipvadbun Banparkpanwitbunbesswikten created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Mipvadbun Banparkpanwitbunbesswikten, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mipvadbun Banparkpanwitbunbesswikten, she will destroy your home planet.

Mipvadbun Banparkpanwitbunbesswikten's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mipvadbun Banparkpanwitbunbesswikten's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Mipvadbun Banparkpanwitbunbesswikten.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. You must love Mipvadbun Banparkpanwitbunbesswikten.