Tentonkhin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sapient dove.

Tentonkhin created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tentonkhin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tentonkhin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tentonkhin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tentonkhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never laugh in the presence of mice.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.