Fubdagpag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered wyrm.

Fubdagpag created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdagpag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubdagpag, he will turn you into a duck.

Fubdagpag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fubdagpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head red.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing mauve shorts and balancing four tin spheres on your legs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear gray jumpers.