Gutab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humorless hedgehog.

Gutab created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gutab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gutab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gutab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near sheep while wearing blue skirts.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Gutab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not chop down trees.