Parkgidbut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, astonishing tapir.

Parkgidbut created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkgidbut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Parkgidbut, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Parkgidbut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Parkgidbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never paint your arms green.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Always help foxes.