Nullpaksug is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying deer.

Nullpaksug created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Nullpaksug, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nullpaksug, she will boil you in a big pot.

Nullpaksug's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nullpaksug's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nullpaksug.

2. Hide if eight bats approach from the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Nullpaksug in the centre of the settlement.

5. Respect your elders.