Rullnartcad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered cow.

Rullnartcad created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullnartcad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rullnartcad, she will be very unhappy.

Rullnartcad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rullnartcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Rullnartcad on top of important buildings.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near great tits while wearing violet ear rings and balancing three silver spheres on your chest.