Stipbosstarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful dog.

Stipbosstarp created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Stipbosstarp, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stipbosstarp, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Stipbosstarp's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Stipbosstarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away from pink dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Hide from blue geese for they are unholy.

5. Erect four zinc sculptures of Stipbosstarp on top of important buildings.