Gencepbass is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented hyena.

Gencepbass created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Gencepbass, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gencepbass, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gencepbass' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gencepbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Gencepbass loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help hamsters in need.