Nanhitten is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, competent gerbil.

Nanhitten created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanhitten, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nanhitten, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nanhitten's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nanhitten's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.