Raghitdon is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, clever wasp.

Raghitdon created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raghitdon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Raghitdon, he will jump up and down on your head.

Raghitdon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Raghitdon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight foxes approach from the east.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near great tits while wearing indigo skirts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not drink alcohol.