Gamhubtarg Nulcipkin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil dog.

Gamhubtarg Nulcipkin created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamhubtarg Nulcipkin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gamhubtarg Nulcipkin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gamhubtarg Nulcipkin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gamhubtarg Nulcipkin's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.