Nuttgutpastap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, two-faced crocodile.

Nuttgutpastap created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgutpastap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuttgutpastap, it will make you grow a tail.

Nuttgutpastap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nuttgutpastap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Nuttgutpastap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat carrots.