Cedvagsad Manbodyog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing lobster.

Cedvagsad Manbodyog created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedvagsad Manbodyog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cedvagsad Manbodyog, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cedvagsad Manbodyog's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cedvagsad Manbodyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Erect eight gold sculptures of Cedvagsad Manbodyog on top of important buildings.