Wiggedcatcan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying centipede.

Wiggedcatcan created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiggedcatcan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wiggedcatcan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wiggedcatcan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Wiggedcatcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wiggedcatcan.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Always help doves in need.