Wapgilboss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, irritating squid.

Wapgilboss created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapgilboss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wapgilboss, he will manifest in front of you.

Wapgilboss' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wapgilboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wapgilboss' priests.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. You must never eat grapes.